Jewess

I have Easter figured out!! I suppose only jews will sympathize with my theory and the rest of you may hurt me for blasphemy. Let's test it out anyway.

Passover falls on a new date every year since it follows a different calendar. Yet somehow it still always coincides with Easter. I think Jesus is laying (wherever one lays prior to resurrection) thinking, "when would this cause the utmost sting?  Wait...They can't eat cookies! PERFECT!" A veritable twisting of the nail in the jewish holiday coffin. To show the world that I'm stronger than that, I went to the grocery story and I bought all the boys some pretty pink Easter cookies. Who's laughing now, Jesus? Oh...still you. Damn.